Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Boston Tea (Not-a-)Party

Patriot #1: I hate the British!
Patriot #2: I hate the British! Them and their stupid tea!
Patriot #1: Yeah! Let's go get drunk and dump their stupid tea!
Patriot #2: Yeah! Let's pretend to be Indians and mess with the British dudes guarding the tea!Patriot #1: *sticks feather in hat* I'm an Indian!
Feather: *facepalm*

later.....

British Dude Guarding the Tea: OMG look! Indians!
Other British Dude Guarding the Tea: Those aren't Indians...they're just Patriots.
British Dude Guarding the Tea: Yeah, but...they have feathers...
Other British Dude Guarding the Tea: ZOMG you're right! Indians!

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