Caesar: What’s up, dawg?
Brutus: Not much, man. Just shootin’ the breeze.
Caesar: ‘S good.
Brutus: Myep. No, not yet! Get back!
Caesar: Hey, you say something?
Brutus: Me? Nope. Except...GET HIM!
Caesar: Get who?
Brutus: *ahem* I said...GET HIM!!
Cassius: Damn, was that our cue? I forget...
The Last Little Assassin: I wanna stab the Caesar!
Brutus: Get the hell out here, man!
Cassius: Oh...whoops...
Brutus: DIE CAESAR!!
Caesar: What the hell, man?
Cassius and the Slayerettes: *shimmy*
Brutus: *slow motion stabbey*
The Last Little Assassin: *is too short to stab Caesar*
Cassius and the Assasinators: *frug*
Caesar: Et tu, Brutus? *slow motion last breath gaspy*
Cassius and the Little Deaths: We bad! We bad!
The Last Little Assassin: You guys get all the fun!
Brutus: *facepalm*
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