Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Trojan Horse of Conscienceness

Horsie Guard: I think I heard spears in the horsie...and some dude saying ‘shut up’ in Greek...
Sneaky Greek in Horsie: Dammit
Other Horsie Guard: Naw...here, have some ale
Sneaky Greek in Horsie: Drink it...drink it...
Horsie Guard: Did you hear that?
Other Horsie Guard: *passes out drunk*
Sneaky Greek in Horsie: Drink it...drink it...
Horsie Guard: Are you my conscience?
Sneaky Greek in Horsie: ...Sure. We’ll go with that.
Horsie Guard: Why’s my conscience telling me to get drunk?
Sneaky Greek in Horsie/Conscience: ...We’re an alcholic...
Horsie Guard: Oh. Okay then.