The Lone Soldier

Confederate Troops: The eyes of Dixie are upon you...
Lone Soldier: Um...guys?
Confederate Troops: ...all the livelong day!
Lone Soldier: Guys?
Confederate Troops: The eyes of Dixie are upon you...
Lone Soldier: Fellas?
Confederate Troops: ...you cannot get away!
Lone Soldier: Anybody else think that's a little creepy?
Brainwashed Confederate Soldier with Robotic Voice: Don't worry! Big Broth... *cough*...President Davis loves us all!
Lone Soldier: Um...
Other Brainwashed Soldier with Strikingly Similar Robotic Voice: And we've always been at war with Eurasia!
Lone Soldier: 1984 much?
Brainwashed Confederate Soldier with Robotic Voice: That book hasn't been written yet!
Other Brainwashed Soldier with Strikingly Similar Robotic Voice: And remember, President Davis is watching you...