(Not so)Secret Meeting to Overthrow Britain Club

John Adams: I call this meeting of the Secret Meeting to Overthrow Britain Club to order!
Assembled People: Yay!
George Washington: *to John Adams* I thought this was just gonna be me and you...
John Adams: Well...I forgot...
George Washington: We’re screwed.
Patrick Henry: What’s got Georgie’s knickers in a twist?
Sam Adams: This was supposed to be a private meeting.
Patrick Henry: A private...? *sudden realization face* Oh...you mean...
George Washington: NOT LIKE THAT!!
Ben Franklin: Am I late?
George Washington: More people? Dammit.
Ben Franklin: What’s got Georgie’s wig on backwards?
Patrick Henry: This was supposed to be a private meeting...*winks*
Ben Franklin: Oooh....
George Washington: *facepalm*

later at the meeting......

Overexcited Delegate: Hey, isn’t that Ben Franklin? Make him do the kite trick!
Ben Franklin: I am here as a statesman, not an inventor.
Overexcited Delegate: Oh.
More Overexcited Delegates: Hey! Ben Franklin! Make him do the kite trick!
Ben Franklin: I only do that on the weekends, dammit!
More Overexcited Delegates: Oh.
Untrained Spectator: Ooh, some important guy! Can he do the kite trick?
Ben Franklin: *facepalm*
Kite: C’mon. You know you wanna.